Beaches/Pools

Beaches and pools are excelent and should be everyone's starting point. It would make perfect sence to start where everyone's half naked already! Here are some tips:

• Just go streaking, plain and simple, take them off, pick a corse, and go. Go where there are few lifeguards, and few to no kids. The younger you are, the more you can get away with, after all, whos going to care if a 'crazy' teenager is just having fun?
• Delibertly where your swim suit inside out. Look frusterated and suprised when you notice this, and try and change in the water. Its a strethch, but with waves moving up and down, you may be accidntly exposed.
• You know that shower thing that washes off all the sand, try and adust your suit so it looks like your getting the sand out, but try and show a litte part of yourself off.
• In a changing room, there is traditionally three walls and a door, each connected with eachother. You can do this two ways: 1. place your suit over the door, and have it fall off, then open the door to go grab it, and expose yourself, or: 2. this is more risky, place your suit over the wall and have it fall into the next changingroom. you could possibly (if no ones in there) have to go out naked, go into the changing room then go back, giving other occupents in the changing room a good view, or if someone is in their, ask them for your suit back, its embarassing and a rush.
• Lay down on the beach naked, with a towel gently placed over your ass. Do this only on a windy day, and have the towel blow off partially or completly. Act like your asleep and wake up embarresed and suprised to find your ass has been on display for God knows how long! (for the experienced, do this facing up)